Sunday, July 25, 2004

Legacy Costs

chevrolet-avalanche: "Part of GM's problem is that it suffers from $1,100 in legacy costs for each of its vehicles made. Legacy costs are the pension and health care costs generated by a million or so retirees and dependents."

i hate stupid people

i hate stupid people: "Someone call Webster's

In an effort to help Chevy advertize their new Avalanche SUV/Truck hybrid, I have come up with a brand new term that I think will be a hit with the rugged soccer moms:


SUck.


As in 'The Chevy Avalanche, it's not just a SUV, it's not just a truck: it's a SUck!'

Chevy can also use this fun term to highlight features of the new vehicle:

'At 13 MPG in the city, the Avalanche certainly SUcks.'

'The Avalanche's unique body design is unmatched; you'll see it and think, 'SUck.''

'Sticker 'shock' will be a thing of the past when you look at the new Chevy Avalanche. Once you find out the price you'll shake your head and shout, 'SUck!''

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Chevrolet seems to missing a few things!


Maybe this comparison will help

What Chevrolet seems to not understand, is that the essence of a good fart is not like their loud wet voluminous blast, but rather in the sweet sustain and the elegance of the taper.