Sunday, July 25, 2004

i hate stupid people

i hate stupid people: "Someone call Webster's

In an effort to help Chevy advertize their new Avalanche SUV/Truck hybrid, I have come up with a brand new term that I think will be a hit with the rugged soccer moms:


SUck.


As in 'The Chevy Avalanche, it's not just a SUV, it's not just a truck: it's a SUck!'

Chevy can also use this fun term to highlight features of the new vehicle:

'At 13 MPG in the city, the Avalanche certainly SUcks.'

'The Avalanche's unique body design is unmatched; you'll see it and think, 'SUck.''

'Sticker 'shock' will be a thing of the past when you look at the new Chevy Avalanche. Once you find out the price you'll shake your head and shout, 'SUck!''

posted by k @ 13:00
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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tires SUck
Suspension Systems Suck
SUck a ton of dust into the cargo and cabin areas
SUck gas alright
SUck lots of dough
Window Control can sure SUck water
Transmission could only be said to SUck

12:50 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blow it out your ass. got an avalache and love it. average 18 mpg. no dust. great ride, windows work fine. superb tranny, best there is!

8:44 p.m.  

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