i hate stupid people
i hate stupid people: "Someone call Webster's
In an effort to help Chevy advertize their new Avalanche SUV/Truck hybrid, I have come up with a brand new term that I think will be a hit with the rugged soccer moms:
SUck.
As in 'The Chevy Avalanche, it's not just a SUV, it's not just a truck: it's a SUck!'
Chevy can also use this fun term to highlight features of the new vehicle:
'At 13 MPG in the city, the Avalanche certainly SUcks.'
'The Avalanche's unique body design is unmatched; you'll see it and think, 'SUck.''
'Sticker 'shock' will be a thing of the past when you look at the new Chevy Avalanche. Once you find out the price you'll shake your head and shout, 'SUck!''
posted by k @ 13:00
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2 Comments:
Tires SUck
Suspension Systems Suck
SUck a ton of dust into the cargo and cabin areas
SUck gas alright
SUck lots of dough
Window Control can sure SUck water
Transmission could only be said to SUck
blow it out your ass. got an avalache and love it. average 18 mpg. no dust. great ride, windows work fine. superb tranny, best there is!
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